In the spirit of the season, here’s a
light-hearted take on some of the challenges you might be facing if you're dealing with increased volumes of data in the run up to Christmas…
On the first day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me a ragged hierarchy.
On the second day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me two empty files and a ragged hierarchy.
On the third day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me three null values, two missing files and
a ragged hierarchy.
On the fourth day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me four audit logs, three null values, two
missing files and a ragged hierarchy.
On the fifth day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me five
golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files
and a ragged hierarchy.
On the sixth day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two
missing files and a ragged hierarchy.
On the seventh day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me seven free-text columns, six late
arrivals, five golden records! Four
audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.
On the eighth day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me eight mis-spelled surnames, seven
free-text columns, six late arrivals, five
golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a
ragged hierarchy.
On the ninth day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me nine duplications, eight mis-spelled
surnames, seven free-text columns, six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two
missing files and a ragged hierarchy.
On the tenth day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me ten coding errors, nine duplications, eight
mis-spelled surnames, seven free-text columns, six late arrivals, five golden records! Four audit logs,
three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.
On the eleventh day
of Christmas, my true love sent to me eleven double meanings, ten coding
errors, nine duplications, eight mis-spelled surnames, seven free-text columns,
six late arrivals, five golden records!
Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a ragged hierarchy.
On the twelfth day of
Christmas, my true love sent to me twelve domain outliers, eleven double
meanings, ten coding errors, nine duplications, eight mis-spelled surnames,
seven free-text columns, six late arrivals, five
golden records! Four audit logs, three null values, two missing files and a
ragged hierarchy.
Seasons gratings!
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(This post also to be published on the MIKE2.0 Open Methodology site)